We saw the SoHo magazine cover last week and literally could not eat, sleep, or make doo-doo while waiting with breathless anticipation for the all kinds of hot and topless pictures of Cristina Umaña, veteran Colombian actress and telenovela sensation. I wish I knew the Spanish word for 'incredibly super yummy and ridiculously nekkid sexy'. In fact, maybe that's just what Umaña actually means. I need some alone time now if you please. Disfruta.
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