You know how we are here at Egotastic! -- yep, we're total whores. So when Virgin Mobile asked us if we'd like some exclusive bikini pictures of their fictitious celebrity hottie creation, the distinctly white-bread monikered, Sarah Carroll, we dropped our proverbial shorts but quick, because whoever the actress is portraying Sarah, I'm a really big fan of her in a bikini, or, better yet, covered topless.
And, I'm here to tell you, sometimes, the life of a sell-out can be truly worthwhile. Oh, we don't value gold coins or fancy cars here, just sexy celebrities (and some of the more aromatic soft cheeses, natch). Enjoy.
(Don't forget to follow Sarah Carroll on Twitter.)