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Marie Jose Van Der Kolk (a.k.a. Loona) Topless on the Beach For Dutch Musical Glory

She goes by Loona, because every bad Euro-disco house re-mix self-proclaimed music star needs a nickname, but make no mistake about it, as craptastic as the music that comes forth from Dutch hottie Marie Jose Van Der Kolk is as hot as she appears when she drops all her clothes for the upcoming edition of Playboy Germany.

Now, if we had to make the trade of listening to banal, unimaginative, uninspired dance club music but got to see the over-produced she-singers nekkid, we'd make that deal every time. There's no such thing as a free sextastic lunch.

Lucky for you, we've provided Loona's music as totally optional below while you ogle her fine form. Enjoy.

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