Beyonce has now officially recovered from her pregnancy, or fake pregnancy, or whatever it was that had her in hiding for a few months before and right after their stripper-named baby, Blue Ivy, was born.
Beyonce and Jay-Z have been in Paris the past couple of days shopping and I guess probably doing some shows and being granted some medals by French arts people. But, more importantly, Beyonce has returned with the body we ourselves so badly wanted to make with-child, or even fake-child. The booty, the top on display with her sheer see-through fashions in the City of Light. Enjoy.