Today is getting to know people day. After all, strangers are just friends you've yet to get to know, as my second grade teacher, the lovely and unusually large-handed Mrs. Oberwellermeyer-Johnson used to say. And, I bet you'd like to have Brazilian supermodel Flavia Lucinias your friend, especially after seeing her topless in this month's edition of Elle Mexico.
I mean, sure, guy friends are great if you need somebody to split parking with you at the ballgame, and you do need a male friend to call after the local rub-and-tug $29.95 massage turns out to be a police sting (shoutout to 'John' on that one from last Saturday), but female friends, especially the super good looking ones that like to take their tops off, well, that is a true friend indeed.
Welcome to Egotastic!, Flavia Lucini. Enjoy.