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Sabine Jemeljanova Holds Sextastic Serve Against Sam Cooke in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

Oh, heavenly competition. Who could have divined such an idea, to pit two perfectly pert Page 3 glamour models and against one another in a battle of the finer bouncy parts. Well, I did one night after four Red Bulls and Vodkas without any Red Bull. Though I can hardly take credit for one of the most natural instincts of man, to see a woman and compare her to the very next woman who walks by. Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game, or something street like that.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features two adorably sextastic kittens, Sabine Jemeljanova and Sam Cooke, both veterans of the melon wars, brunette vs. blonde, facing off in a pillow fight to the finish. One will win, one will lose (though still be super hot and successful, so shed no tears). So, today, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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