Wow, just wow. Talk about two boob-giants of the industry getting together in a chest to chest competition. I'd watch UFC more often if they let their elites battle each other instead of hyped up contenders being squashed week to week. Not in the Battle of the Boobtastic. No sir.
We are talking Rosie Jones, who we took into our hearts and libidos at eighteen, and ginger hottie Lucy Collett and her squishy perfect curvaceous female form. Two legends entering the ring. I'm glad I don't have to decide on the winner. It'd be like picking which of your kids you love the most. But, you must choose. This is your sworn duty here each Thursday, to render a decision that will leave one ridiculously hot girl feeling triumphant and one supremely fine girl feeling so dejected she actually takes me up on my offer of rebound sex. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?