As I'm sure you've noticed, I didn't spend a great deal of time in libraries or around books or schools or learning places so much. Had I known outrageously boobtastic women such as Emma Glover were taking off their clothes in such institutions, I probably would have checked them out more often.
Emma Glover stripping out of her red lingerie in the library just says Christmas to me. Well, presents at least. And while this is the season of giving, not taking, I would like to give Emma Glover's glorious funbags to myself for just one Yuletide evening. I'd like to flock her leaves, if you know what I'm saying. And you probably don't, but I've been waiting almost a full year on that particularly bad pun. Enjoy.