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Hayley-Marie Coppin Nekkid Hot and Making Me Damn Jealous of a Chair

Naturally, a decent amount of my weekly psychological counseling time is spent discussing my desire to transform into various inanimate objects. Say for instance, the chair that Hayley-Marie Coppin is posing, preening, and generally rubbing her nekkid amazingly hot body up against in this particularly provocative photoshoot. Yes, I'm aware that I can't actually become that chair. But to not imagine having Hayley pressing her perfect bare bottom or heavenly funbags up against me for the sole purpose of prurient arousal, well, that's the issue I'm still 'working through' on the couch.

Oh, Hayley, you've set me back a ways in my therapy, but pushed me forward in other new and exciting manners. Enjoy.

Tagged in: Photos, Topless, All-Stars, Hayley-Marie Coppin

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