There's really nothing more manly than crying like a little girl child at the sight of one wicked hot thong bikini asstastic. It's the height of masculinity to weep openly at such a visual wonderment.
Take for instance the beautifully tanned thumper of Argentinean model and oft-scandalous Karina Jelinek sharing her buttockal perfect peaks with the good oglers of Miami Beach. Quite a treat for the peeps. Just looking at that amazing booty on Karina, I can feel the waterworks kicking into high gear. Yes, I'm talking about my eyes. I'm an emotionally attached male. Oh, god, that ass. Somebody hold me. Enjoy.