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Emma Glover Topless and Smoking Hot For Playboy (WIth Another Chance to Get Playboy.TV For One Free Week)

I like to think of Emma Glover and I as BFFs. That's like FWB without the B. Oh, that I could have more platonic relationships with gorgeous women in my life. That's the ticket to happiness, not to mention painful crying tears throughout the overnight hours. Nevertheless, while I may never truly experience the full and ample pleasure of knowing Emma Glover in any biblical fashion, the fun parts of the bible that is, that does not take away from the happy tingles I receive viewing her absolutely perfect body and outrageously hot funbags as herein in her new pictorial for Playboy Magazine.

ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL TO PLAYBOY.TV.  FREE IS THE BEST PRICE EVER!

To celebrate this majestic views of her her royal sexiness, I'm going to become slightly catatonic, followed by a brief frenzy of activity, and then a bath of some sort. I'm also going to extend to you ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL on Playboy.TV. Because it's almost mother's day and mom would want you to be happy. Especially for free. I wouldn't be pimping this if it wasn't bound to make you happier than that tuna sandwich you're about to eat. And you had to pay for that.

Emma Glover, someday, in some parallel universe where there are two suns, I shall experience your two moons with galactic passion. But, for today, it's all about scratch and sniff on my monitor. I can do the two simultaneously thanks to monumental levels of practice. Enjoy.

Tagged in: Photos, Topless, All-Stars, Playboy Plus, Playboy.TV, Playboy Magazine, Emma Glover, Playboy

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