Editor's Note: You know, I promised myself I wasn't going to cry, but here I am at yet another Kim Kardashian wedding day and I'm tearing up something awful. So, instead of creating an entirely new tribute to Kim on her third marriage, here's a re-do of the tribute we gave Kim just a few short year's ago for wedding dos. That worked out well. Congratulations, Kimmy!
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We here at Egotastic! pride ourselves on having good taste. So, trust me, we know the following is not:
Tomorrow is the day we've all been waiting for since Kim Kardashian came onto the scene a few years ago. The big wedding to a professional athlete, or, as it's called on the production slate, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Episode 11, where a regal wedding to some poor sod is staged. This past week leading up to Kim's big second marriage has been all about last minute details, dress fittings, and, of course, selling a boatload of shoddy shmata to clinically desperate young women.
With a little help from our friends at Vivid and an exclusive cut of the infamous Kim Kardashian sex tape, we put together a matrimonial message for Kim on her special day. It was either this or a blender, and, blenders cost real money.