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Lissy Cunningham Urges Lucy Collett To Bring on the Ta's for the Battle of the Boobtastic

With so much upheaval in the world, I do hope people will once again look at my forward thinking plan to settle all future disputes by contest of hot girls with outrageously plump funbags. I know there's some thrill in full scale bloodletting, but I really do believe sweater puppies properly unleashed can save this world of the need for such primitive forms of conflict resolution. Think of it as pacifism with a twist of crazy fine melons.

This week's non-violent Battle of the Boobtastic pits blonde bodacious battler Lissy Cunningham against my ginger lovely Lucy Collett. I could never possibly play favorites among two girls to whom I'd give my entire world for just one appropriately placed kiss. However, you must play favorites. It's your sacred duty. In your veteran ogling opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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