You know I'm a man who loves himself some lesbionics. It is after all ironically the greatest gift to men ever. Or this man. So I'm inclined to believe the rampant speculation and unfounded journalism of our friends at WWTDDwho are basically calling Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne joint kayakers to the Isle of Lesbos, if you catch my obvious drift.
I don't know if all of that is true. Clearly the last girl Cara went yachting with was Michelle Rodriguez, and, well, okay it was true in that instance. I do know Selena was looking all kinds of nipply minxy moist and booty-inspiring in her one-piece white swimsuit, in contrast to Cara who went with the model bikini, as both leapt off the side of their yacht into the Mediterranean waters. It sure looks fun. All of it. Every little lesbionic loving part. I'm either jealous or aroused or both. I'm so confused, in a good day. Enjoy.