Okay, the entirety of the Anaconda song is quite craptastic, and the video, well, it's inane, save for one large game-changing element -- massive Nicki Minaj and friends booty. But especially Nicki's. That Thor's Hammer of a thumper steals the show in this otherwise mindless and quite shoddily produced musical homage to Sir Mix-A-Lot I suppose. Not sure.
I do know that few on this planet have an asstastic like Nicki's that can make it move like that. Sure, some parts of it are artificially augmented, but this is Hollywood, the show, the movies, things are fake and still often quite compelling. There really aren't any guardians in our galaxy. But for two hours I bought into that happily. So too am I buying into the idea of playing paddleball with Nicki's mighty behind being the paddle and me being the ball on the string. I can't believe I managed to say that with using the word testicles. Enjoy.