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Patricia Jordane Topless Soccer Goddess for the Mexican Bunny

I must say, my knowledge of the Portuguese language is even inferior to my working skills with English, so I'm not exactly sure if Patricia Jordane had an affair with Neymar, did not have an affair with Neymar, or maybe is just a waitress at the Sao Paolo TGIFridays. But I do know this, I really liked looking at her photos in Playboy Mexico. The only thing better than a telenovela is a real South American scandal involving hot women and famous men and sex. Especially when they have a body like Patricia Jordane.

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I did my best to leave the silliness that is men out of these photos. They're good for nothing visually. But seeing Patricia bouncing the soccer ball off her rather bouncy chest and that thumper of hers when her bottoms come off, well, goal! You've got to be doing as well as Neymar with the ladies when you deny having sex with this woman. I want to be in that position someday. Enjoy.

Tagged in: Photos, Topless, All-Stars, Playboy Magazine, Patricia Jordane

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