2015 German Playboy Playmate Calendar Filled with Faptastic Fräulein Funbags!

If you've been thinking to yourself today, man, I feel a little sluggish, I bet a peek at dozen of Germany's finest looking women topless might just pick me up. Well, you're in luck. Put down the 5-hour energy and take a gander at the lovely fräuleins of the German Playboy Playmate Calendar.

You already know the sextastic exists in every nation of this world in equal measure. But it's still fun to remind yourself of such by way of peeking the perfect peaks of these outrageously hot Teutonic female forms. This is German heaven. Well, sausage and beer would have to be included for my own version, but certainly we could begin with a little frisky fun time and giggling in multiple languages. Lord have mercy. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Playboy Germany