It's time. For the Naked News Entertainment report. Wherein blonde hottie Eila Adams brings you all the latest breaking news in the world of entertainment and does so while stripping out of her own clothes right down to nothing. It's like Inside Edition meets Entertainment Tonight finally meets something finally worth watching. You can get your entertainment news from any number of course, why not choose the sexy naked woman?
As a special to the world, the wicked girls at Naked News are offering a membership to their daily unclothed content offering for just $4 a month. That's insanely low and something I've pushed for them to do once I was dressed myself and able to talk on the phone. I'm weird about that. You should feel weird too if you're not plunking down a measly four bucks a month to see Eila and all her sweet curvy cohorts taking off their clothes everyday to bring you the news. It is the best thing money can buy for four bucks a month. I only pimp the things I love. Enjoy.
$4 a month, biyatches. It will never be less. Not until Brian Williams reads the Naked News. You don't need that.