I do not like what these curtains are doing to the definition of Lauren Summer. I am having flashbacks to the days of my youth when I watched those late night infomercials about the young women who went crazy. All their best bits would be blurred out similar to what I am seeing here and I am way too desensitized nowadays to be able to overcome it. Back then I could look at a piece of pepperoni and it would be enough to pitch a tent faster than a hippie camping in Yellowstone. But those days have long since passed and I am now at the point where I need the devil spawn of high definition and 3-D technology to get to that level. But that is neither here nor there.
Upon a second glance, Lauren does pull off the curtain look decently well. It is like a sexy ghost giving men a scarection. It took me a moment to place where I have seen a similar pose, but I finally got it. It was those cats my ex had. They were climbing all over those curtains, acting seductively. But I stayed faithful, so the joke is on them.
Photo Credit: Adam Goldman