Seeing Katya Clover nude on a desert island brings me right back to the good old days when every couple of years, they'd make a new movie where a new gorgeous brunette would be naked on an island with some William Katt lookalike. I think it's high time we did Re-return to the Blue Lagoon or Journey Back to the Blue Lagoon, Again. I don't know, I'm not good at titles and I'm not about to write something on spec.
I definitely don't think I would be in the running for the male lead in the film, they're probably gonna want some younger, thinner, more age appropriate, and someone willing to wear something that's not jeans and a t-shirt. Let's face it, there's a lot of reasons I won't get to be in this, but I think it would be better to shoot it as a VR feature. This way, any guy can be the guy and they can, you know, use it in the privacy of their own home.
I think this is a million dollar idea, or at the very least a six hundred and fifty five thousand dollar idea. One of those two. I'll let you decide.