As time goes on I am becoming less impressed by topless sunbathers. Don't get me wrong, I certainly appreciate the view, but I used to see topless sunbathing as a liberated act of rebellion. Now all I can think about is their unwillingness to go the full monty.
What's with the bikini bottoms, Toni? What are you hiding down there? I don't understand the purpose preventing tan lines from forming on your ta-tas if you are going to let them appear on your buttocks. How about a little consistency, ladies? Men hate it when a woman cannot make up her mind on what she wants, but if we see a woman who is willing to subject her genitals to the same exposures as her nipples then we will know she is one of fine character.
A woman willing to risk a sunburn on her vulva is also likely to not give a damn about a spider in the bathroom. I like to put my masculinity on display as much as the next guy, but how many of these eight-legged demons am I going to have to kill in my life? I'm starting to get PTSD.
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