aldo-vallon - July 16, 2018
Yani Yani, the girl so cute her parents had to name her twice.
I was always told that you should never trust a person with two first names. Unfortunately it did not specify how you should treat a person whose two first names are the same name. I think that could make things even worse, or better, like the names cancel each other out.
I do not even know where that rule came from, or what the reasoning behind it is. It seems like the kind of thing some gypsy psychic would make up in order to con some superstitious villagers. As with most things, the rule stuck around, but the reasoning behind it has been lost to time. It does not make much of a difference to me though, because it gives me an excuse to cut more people out of my life, and that is the kind of thing I gladly take advantage of when given the opportunity.
I prefer to only have about four people in my life at a time. That is the prime amount that my attention and patience can handle. Sadly, that means Yani Yani will have to remain a distant acquaintance.