Tex Hollywood - October 28, 2020
The next time your bros make fun of you for making yourself a nice picnic to have in the park while staring at the babes in the park, show them this shoot.
Yes, your picnic in the park to stare at babes in the park is a little creepy, maybe even perverted to do on your own. I mean, even if you suggested a picnic as a first date, the average girl would potentially be creeped out, offering up alternatives like grabbing a drink or coffee, I mean who has picnics.
Even this amazing model who calls herself CLAU is probably not having an actual picnic, but is eating a berry while naked or half naked outdoors, which in an era of eating disorders, that could be a feast to some.
I know what you are thinking, there's no picnic basket, even her picnic blanket isn't the classic check, just trying to disprove my picnic theories, I thought we were in this together! Jerk.