aldo-vallon - May 16, 2018
Leana looks to be about as limber as Stretch Armstrong. Although if my memory is accurate, most of Stretch’s flexibility resided in his arms and his legs were pretty useless. So in the leg arena Leana has him beat and that seems like something to drink to.
I have actually been trying to improve upon my own flexibility. I did not like the noises that I was making every time I had to put my shoes on, so I figured it was time to do something about that. And so long as I am trying to touch my toes I might as well try to do the splits like Jean-Claude Van Damme.
I know that isn’t exactly the turn on for women as it is for men, but I figure there has got to be at least a few women who have that kink. The biggest trouble is going to be finding them. I do not think that it is an appropriate ice breaker to just blurt out that I can do the splits. And I also think it is going to be hard to bring it up organically. I guess I will just have to drop things and then do the splits to pick them back up.