Alena Poses For An Asstastic Topless Treats Special

I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be leering at the hot model who goes by Alena with my 3-D glasses. I own my own pair ever since watching Avatar eleven times in a row in the theaters. It was a really comfortable seat and you're not necessarily going to want to keep borrowing glasses from the Westside kid with measles who wore them before you. All the better to see Alena and her fine female form in this wicked hot Treats magazine pictorial.

Simply sextastic, one fine funbaged girl, some really neat-o poses I dreamed about seeing women in since I was in grade school, and a few tricks of the colored lights and blammo! You have one memorably alluring bit of visual wonderment fresh for the ogling. I do so love beautiful women without their clothes on. No offense completely pointless multi-billion dollar women's fashion industry, but you could go away tomorrow and the world would be a much better place. That's harsh, but somebody has to be the grown up. Alena, call me. I'm in the book under Desperate. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Igor Oussenko For Treats Magazine