Tex Hollywood - August 5, 2022
Alessandra Ambrosio takes the bikini model life pretty seriously. Any given week, she can be found at the beach playing beach volleyball in a bikini to keep her retired model body fit. Not that she's actually retired, but when Victoria's Secret killed the Angels, I just assumed the Angels had to adapt and find new work.
Sure, a bikini model in a bikini seems pretty standard, especially for a game of Beach Volleyball, because that is the uniform for the beach volleyball player. However, she was paid millions of dollars to wear bikinis, yet here she is doing it for free. This is like a doctor performing surgery for free, or a chef giving you a free meal, a lawyer doing your divorce for free so that you can run to this beach next week to profess your love to Alessanda Ambrosio.
It could be to promote her own bikini collection, but we don't know that, we just know she's looking amazing in a bikini, leveling up body expectations of women who are near 40 years old, but also leveling up the bikini selfie for instagram, this is pretty pro but I guess that's the way it should be, especially when you're Alessandra Ambrosio, but this would be as good if it was shot on a Motorola Razr.