Alexia Goines Topless with Flowers

 It takes a truly remarkable woman to have bouquets of flowers thrown at her. Apparently, Alexia Goinnes body makes the grade because some poor man has already spent a day's wages on flowers for her. I never understood the draw people had to flowers. I personally never saw the point in spending so much money on something that would not last the week, obviously buying handles of whiskey are not included in that. Maybe it has something to do with my many allergies and they caused an unconscious aversion. My bee allergy seems like the most likely cause, but another possible contender is my allergy to the color green. Why is it that all flower stems are green? How bout working some diversity in there, flowers? Would it kill you to make a blue stem every once in awhile? Maybe this is the kind of thing I need to speak to a crazy botanist about. They have not made a decent improvement to plants outside of the cannabis family in the last ten years. It is about time they helped bring flowers up to date in this twenty-first-century world.  

_{Photo Credit: Daniel Anton}