Alexis Ren Queen of the Topless Instagram

One of these days, although I hope it is no day soon, somebody is going to have to let Alexis Ren know where her shirts are hidden. It’s a great gag to play, it’s given us a lovely amount of material, but if she never gets her clothes back then this is simply stealing and not a prank.

Alexis was clearly mislead on how to make a missing poster. Someone should have told her that the missing item needs to be included in the pic in order for people to recognize. She cannot be making posts of herself with captions like, “This is where my shirt should be.” And, “This is where a different shirt should be.” All the people are going to be looking for is her being topless. If she is trying to rally a mob together that would be an effective way to do so, but what she really needs is a diligent search party.

If this search takes long enough then eventually her arms are going to get tired and that handbra is going to disappear. For all of our sakes let’s hope the shirts appear before then, because it would just be awful to see her truly topless.

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