Alina Baikova Goes Topless With Her Friend In Miami

 Alina Baikova's Nipple is so hard that it could safely have a framed painting hung from it. Anyone who thinks that is a useless talent has clearly never tried to hang a picture from the wall. It is a headache that is not worth the trouble. I would rather rip out my fingernails with pliers than get caught up in the SNAFU that is trying to locate a stud. There is always a friend that thinks they can channel their non-existent Cherokee Heritage and locate the stud by simply tapping on the drywall. They will fail of course, which will lead to multiple holes being put into the wall that you will also be responsible for repairing.

Take it from me, there is no shame in having multiple framed pictures sitting against the floor against the wall. Bring a couple of hipster chicks over and they will love it for going against the norm. "Wow, that's so creative. It's like being in the home of Salavador Dali." They are so predictable. You could serve them mustard on saltine crackers and they would fawn all over it. 

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