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All The Models Get Naked On Austria’s Next Top Model

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brian-mcgee - November 10, 2017

I know it's the end of the week but here's a math equation for you: Austria's Next Top Model > America's Next Top Model. It's a simple formula that I concocted after seeing these pictures from the actual Top Model show they air in Austria. It makes me wish we didn't live in such a puritanical country.

Sure, Austria's dumped its fair share of mistakes on us from Hitler to Wolfgang Puck, but that's no reason to think that television isn't better there than it is here. I would wager to say that if every version of America's various shows were aired in Austria just with nudity, then I might be persuaded to move there. Imagine a Big Bang Theory where Penny gets topless every week or Modern Family where Sofia Vergara's character pops out her maracas!

Basically any show could be better with nudity. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that nudity would make shows like BBT more enjoyable. Anyways, here's those Austrian Top Models. I don't know how they pick, especially after they've seen them all nude. I'd be a terrible judge... "It's a tie again this week ladies!"

Photo Credit: Austria's Next Top Model / ATV

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