aldo-vallon - January 20, 2019
It is pretty smart of Julia Rose to take her top off when she eats. It is a terrible feeling to have a fresh shirt get ruined because some sauce decided to go rogue and plop down on your chest. That means the shirt would be out of commission until the next wash cycle restarts, when otherwise it would have been fine ten or twenty wears depending on the pit stains.
It’s normal to wear a shirt twenty times between washes, right? So long as it gets doused in Febreze every now and then no one knows the difference.
Julia Rose takes clean eating to a whole nother level by eating in the bathtub, though. She is making certain that nothing gets dirty.
It does make me wonder if the five second rule applies to water as well? It’s not like I’d be trying to eat toast that fell into the bath water, but if a sausage was to roll off I would be tempted. I guess what it comes down to is how long it had been since I last bathed. That could be the difference between baptismal quality water and ass soup.
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