All The Very Best Of: Tessa Thompson’s Bare Ass

 Tessa Thompson's ass has an impressive acting range that most people cannot cover. Playing the role of a modern butt is pretty easy, considering she was born and raised in the modern world. A woman's butt today is empowered to be whatever it wants to be. It is free to be as fit or as flat as it so desires.

But playing the role of a Victorian booty is another beast entirely. That era requires a certain feeling of repression that most people today do not have the ability to tap into. My guess is that she probably lived in an Amish community for a few months in order to tap into the psyche. I figure the Amish have not changed too much in the last 150 years. Not changing is kind of their whole reason for existing, after all. Their butts are probably still so repressed that they pixellate themselves when they get naked. Their cheeks are probably clinched so tight together that when they fart, or if they even fart, then it probably sounds like a whistle. 

I think there needs to be more research into the booty behavior of the Amish. Maybe an unemployed investigative journalist can get to the bottom of it, pun intended.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin