Amelia Talon Sextastic Nude Warrior Princess

 I cannot remember the last time I was this confused while simultaneously being aroused. What is the theme of this photo shoot supposed to be? There are neon lights, shiny underwear, and a bunch of logs. Thank goodness there are some silk blankets on the ground, otherwise things would be starting to look weird.

Even if the the explanation is that Amelia Talon is supposed to have crash landed into a rave in the woods and all that silk on the ground is her parachute then it is still really weird. But I'm fine with that. I like weird. Weird mixes things up. I don't need to see another half naked woman spread eagle on a bed. Seeing Amelia try to look comfortable while lying on a log like a cat is entertaining though. 

I would like to see her try to use that tree as a pole. I can already hear the Def Leppard playing in my head. I'm hoping one of the people on the set thought to secure the tree to the ground. The last thing I need is for Playboy to be hit with an unsafe workplace lawsuit. Those are the types of things that can make any business close its doors. 

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