Aubrey Plaza’s Basic Instinct Moment!

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Tex Hollywood - May 25, 2022

Yes, this was definitely a clickbait lead-in headline for this post, because crowd favorite Aubrey Plaza, who miraculously only has 3.2 million instagram followers.

3.2 million followers sounds like a lot, but virtual nobodies have more than that, but I guess in Aubrey's defence, they try way too hard to get their followers, where this one just exists.

I did think that Aubrey was an A-Lister, a household name, a super star, but maybe that's just in the circles I walk slowly in.

The reason this is a clickbait headline is because the whole "Basic Instinct" moment is actually seeing the meat and potatoes, which is arguably the worst way to describe a vagina.

I knew many a teens who got their hands on the Basic Instinct VHS in the 90s, who broke the family VCR trying to pause it at the precise time for a wank, so I feel like legs semi uncrossing in a white dress is definitely inspired or comparable to the movie, but without the actual coochie flash, is meaningless.

Since Aubrey has a fan base in the circles I walk slowly in, I have no choice but to post this, without knowing context, just knowing it happened!

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