Bai Ling Boobs Falls Out of Her Dress at German Media Event

If you didn't see this coming, well, you haven't been paying attention in Egotastic class lately. Chinese-American veteran hottie Bai Ling has been appearing just about everywhere barely clad in lace or tape or chiffon ribbons inexplicably keep her at a PG-13 rating for public events. There seems no doubt Bai Ling was just waiting for the right moment to give her funbags the attention they deserve for being forty-six and more than faptastic. Those nipples alone deserve a medal for their swollen fortitude. Bai Ling took her shot at the Movie Meets Media event in Hamburg, Germany where on the red carpet she leaned right into a braless ta-ta reveal of quite obvious proportions. Um, bravo is all I can say.

Free the teat is the tattoo I'd get if I weren't so blindly scared of needles, tattoo shops, and things the guys who will someday be changing my pee bag will mock me for in my golden years. Bai Ling most definitely is not a shy girl or one to be restricted by modern cultural standards on clothing as a bodily cover. The result is a boob spillage of quite smiling proportions. Bless you, Bai. Enjoy.

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