BATTLE CANNES: Rachel McAdams vs. Uma Thurman in Virgin White (with Bonus Uma Thurman Upskirt Pic)

I love Cannes. And by that, I mean, I love the city of Cannes, not the least of which is because I once met a girl there with the loose morals and even looser... well, morals. As for the film festival, meh, I could take it or leave it. The Palme D'Or ain't what is used to be. So much politics involved. But, the annual event does bring out a bunch of celebrity star hotties to kick off the summer movie season and it's worth keeping eyes peeled to the Cannes red carpet for just such arrivals. Rachel McAdams looked incredibly hot, as she always does, as did Uma Thurman, who doesn't always, but can look very sexy, both showed up in virgin white, which was plenty enough to fuel my churchgirl fantasy #731, wherein I'm taken to task behind the pews by some proper women in white hoisting a well-worn wooden paddle. Something about that color that makes you wonder what's underneath, and, thanks to a bonus upskirt shot in our gallery, you shall have a sneak peek at at least what's underneath for Uma Thurman. Tres chic. Enjoy.