aldo-vallon - August 13, 2018
I like that Alexandra Daddario’s last name has repetitive syllables. It means that if I ever meet her in person and happen to stutter due to being in awe of her beauty I might be able to recover. That is pretty damn thoughtful of her. Most people do not put forth that kind of consideration towards other people.
I, for instance, have tried many times to get my name legally changed to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which is not a name for a person at all, it is just the name of a Welsh town. I simply get delight out of the thought of people being forced to pronounce it. For some reason the change keeps getting rejected as a possible typo, which seems like an extreme violation of my personal rights, and possibly an example of hidden prejudice against the Welsh.
Maybe I just do not have enough star power to be able to change my name to something ridiculous. I bet Alexandra would not have trouble though. She could probably change her name to that Welsh gibberish without the government batting an eye. She wouldn’t though, because she is a considerate angel.
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