brian-mcgee - September 28, 2017
That great prophet of the hair metal days, C.C. DeVille, once helped pen a song that stated conclusively that every rose has its thorn. I don't know that Bella Thorne is necessarily the thorn on a rose, but something tells me a stick from her wouldn't be so painful, if you catch my drift.
You can turn any phrase mildly dirty and suggestive by adding "if you catch my drift" to the end of the sentence. Watch...
"I filled my tank today with Unleaded, if you catch my drift."
"I went ahead and ordered two Whopper sandwiches today, if you catch my drift."
"I really hate sleeping in my house all alone, if you catch my drift."
Try and pepper it into your daily routine. I'll bet people start thinking that you lead a substantially more interesting life than you actually do. Why not try it out today and see if you can win friends and influence people, though I wouldn't rush into any friendships without thinking them through first, especially ones built on the back of a bunch of shitty double entendres. Pace yourself, amigo.
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