Berit Birkeland Topless Tatas And Bare Booty Heaven

I don't like to use the word infatuated. Certainly when I'm detained by private security stuck on the top of fences at residential complexes I try to use the word 'superfan' when discussing my feelings for ridiculously hot topless women like Berit Birkeland who moves me, body and soul and all other parts related therein.

Berit is once again all wet and body flashing that fine female form in this C-Heads magazine pictorial that makes me want to climb right through the pages and have a closer look. Yes, I meant touch. She just exudes the sextastic out of each of her sweaty ridiculously alluring booty pores. I want to fill them all with my love. Don't be gross, not that kind of love. I meant my sacred bodily fluids. Oh yes, so gross. Don't judge me! We're all God's creatures. Especially Berit. Oh, man, did he do a great job with her. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: C-Heads Magazine

Berit may literally be too hot for this planet!