aldo-vallon - December 27, 2018
Oh man, I think my vertigo is acting up. I am having a hard time determining whether Beth Morgan is right side up, down, or sideways.
This could not be happening at a worse time, because I was supposed to be Santa this year for Christmas. I don’t know if it is a good idea that I get up on the roof in my current state, but I’ll be damned if I let the family blame me for another ruined Christmas.
The last time was not even really my fault, I swear. If you leave a kid alone in a room full of cookies and presents you cannot be surprised to find that he has ruined them all when you get back. And if we can all agree that is the case with children, then we should also be able to agree that is the case with drunk college seniors who are having an identity crisis about becoming adults.
So, that is why I am still adamant that it is really their fault. They are the ones that should have known better. But like I said, this year will be different. I don’t care if it ends with a house full of kids watching Santa die falling from the roof, they won’t be able to say I ruined Christmas this year.
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