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Bill Goes Adult: PornSpot Reviewed

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bill-swift - August 27, 2016

Everybody loves porn. It's broadly and widely available, and it comes into your home or office or junior college classroom like manna from heaven. If manna made your breathing more rapid and blood flow to your extremities.

The problem with porn really is it's omnipresence. The good is mixed with the not so good and everybody's peddling it. Hence, why I now come to you via my Egotastic pulpit to review the best of the web in terms of adult entertainment. I didn't ask for this job, it was a calling. To serve the people their porn. Bill Goes Adult, for you.

Today's review is PornSpot.com In case you were wondering where the spot was for porn, it's right in the name. My first bonus points go there. If you're going to name your adult site something obscure like BobsRedTruck or LambFarm, I'm going to pass you right over. I don't know Bob and I'm a pescatarian. A pescatarian who loves porn. Give me PornSpot. I know I'm in the right place.

From there I note that PornSpot is a social adult network. I want to be social, well, not with you the reader necessarily, but with you, the wicked hot adult entertainment maven. You produce my favorite visual wonderments late night, early morning, and occasionally at lunch. Users can exchange messages, share videos, cam, and talk to the lovely ladies. Sometimes I want my adult content interactive. That is why God invented your second hand. 

Creating accounts at PornSpot is entirely free. I've searched my soul and my bank account and determined that FREE is the price that best suits me the consumer. The only thing that makes me harder than seeing tons and tons of naked women doing naughty things is doing the very same for free. Have I over-shared? Perhaps. But in the name of a good cause.

PornSpot offers the traditional and super handy grid layout right on the homepage. No multiple layer navigation that has you wondering whether to go right or left or back browse or call the Geek Squad using the pen name, Chad Buckminster. It's all right there along with a right runner with popular tags and users and categories for sorting. If I've said it once, I've moaned it a thousand times. I want my porn sites simple. You get no points for fancy designs and bleeding edge CSS. Minimize my clicks, layout my content choices before my manly sense of sight, and leave me alone in my sandbox of sin. 

That's PornSpot. Hence, I'm giving it five stars. I don't pass out stars, so just a friendly bro-hug and a Thank You Card from Hallmark, Adult Section. You should see what the cute cats do on those cards.

Until next time, this is Bill signing off. Well, signing off from you, not PornSpot. See me in three hours. Knock first.

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