BIRTHDAY SUIT: Hail to the Queen With All of Beyonce’s Hottest Skin-Filled Scenes and Nip Slips

Sadly, Beyonce's never been one to put her goods on display, shall we say. However, she has a history of tantalizing teases, and even a handful of sexy wardrobe malfunctions, which give us just enough of a taste of what she's working with to make us all envious of Jay-Z's exclusivity policy.

Nevertheless, getting just a taste of those titties is sometimes just enough to propel you through a tough time. Yes, I'd love to have a full on titty shot, well lit with everything posed just so, but it's probably never going to happen. At least, not with her acting career seemingly in her rear-view at this point.

So let's revel in what we can and enjoy the fact that Beyonce's not shy about showing as much as she has in the past. You don't have to be a fan of her music—lord knows I'm not—in order to admire her perfectly put together body. She's been keeping it in business for 37 years now, and hopefully for another 37 to come. We can reevaluate when she's 74, I'd be fine with calling together an ecumenical council for that one. It'll be an important meeting for everyone to attend.

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