‘Boardwalk Empire’ Actress Paz de la Huerta Loves Posting Topless Instagrams

I would like to start this post by thanking Paz de la Huerta for having the good sense to use a shortened version of her name when she took to the screen. For those unaware, her full name is Maria de la Paz Elizabeth Sofia Adriana de la Huerta y Bruce. I might have missed an accent here or a word there, but I did my best after receiving carpal tunnel halfway through typing it. I do not know if the Screen Actors Guild has a character limit for an actor’s name, but Paz’s would have to fall outside of that. Maybe she shortened it because she did not have a choice.

Actors can get pretty petty. I can see how some might get jealous if her name took up the whole screen when it appeared in the credits. Limiting the character count could serve as an equalizer. Unfortunately , there is no real dependable equalizer for small breasted actresses. The size of Paz’s girls can continue to grow to even greater proportions, unencumbered by regulation. Maybe sometime SAG will step in to level the playing field, but until that time Paz has job security.

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