Brazilian Megan Fox Wearing Just Jewelry In Bed

 I believe what Claudia Alende is wearing here is the birthday suit that God intended. It comes in many different styles, but none are are more appealing to me than what I am looking at here. I know everyone has their own tastes, but I always appreciate when skin is form fitting.

Speaking of her skin, I cannot remember the last time that I saw tan lines as pronounced as the ones on her fun bags. I would not be surprised to find out that a tagger held up a stencil before hitting her with an entire bottle of spray tan. I imagine it all going down like a drive by shooting, but in reality it probably would not have been as exciting. A geriatric with a walker must have been responsible. For some reason they must have forgotten about her legs as well because in this shot they do not look like they belong to a Brazilian. I would be more inclined to believe Claudia was the first recipient of a lower body transplant. I was not even aware that sort of technology existed.  

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