Britney Spears Brings the Boobs!

Britney Spears is continuing to bring us cryptic messages. I am not sure if any of you are military de-coders, but we may need your assistance! I think she's warning us of some sort of attack from balloon on Thursday.

She posted some pics of her boobs with this message:

If I clapped my tits could I make one POP like a balloon 🎈 on Thursday ??? TICK TOCK TICK TOCK !!! I salute all bitches today NOT with my middle finger 🖕🏻… just my chest y’all !!!! How do you spell chest … is it chess or chest ???

The popstar made a lot of noise during the pandemic, thanks to her fans having time to realize how crazy her conservatorship was. In the woke world we live in with the whole MeToo and everything else that was going on at the time, her fans, who didn't care about her being in captivity for their entertainment, suddenly cared.

She apparently broke free from that cage, but in her freedom only posts pictures from the same location, indoors and any sightings of her have been minimal. Not very free to me.

I am not convinced she even runs her social media, or that she's even still alive, but I'll go along with it.

From Panty Dances to Bra Pics, it's a good time, although it's a bit of a weird time too!

She posted her boobs along with a picture of chess. Confusing, but that just makes it hotter!