Britney Spears is Creeping Me Out!

Britney Spears posted this a few hours ago. I am not entirely sure what she is up to, but I'll assume it is a Halloween hangover, you know Halloween the day after for social media because she doesn't work on a Sunday.

Or maybe it is something she shot building up to Halloween, at least I hope this is just a costume.

Unfortunately, it looks a little too much like she's been abused, which is a little triggering to anyone who has been watching her publicly abused for the last 14 or 15 years. Maybe that's the point!

Her caption, even weirder is:

5:45 … she arrived … the doorman said she came home alone !!! She went to dinner with two girlfriends and had 1 drink … took a cab home but was found on the floor by her neighbor … it remains a mystery 🕵🏼‍♀️🙀😳😜 … who would do such a thing 🤷🏼‍♀️🎃 ??? She had a wonderful family and of course they were nowhere nearby !!!! Pretty lame I did this for Halloween 🎃 last night but if interpretation is coincided with opposition what are the beneficial effects of an imaginative reality ??? Is EFFORT to play it out an insult ???? Or is effort simply put … just a play ??? One might do it better but who on Earth 🌎 would do one bad 😉 ??? I mean COME ON … let’s play!!! It’s a start …. thoughts 💭 ??? Psss she broke her leg too !!! 🤷🏼‍♀️😉 Pssss no … I’m not showing my lips for an ad for lip injections in the video 😹 !!!! On a SPECIAL note 📝 Stay classy ‘Murica and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do because that’s like a WHOLE LOT y’all 😉😉 😉 !!!! Let me explain myself 🥒🥒 … I’m saying in a crazy world like we have today that it’s pretty important to stay safe !!! Like we did for Covid y’all !!!! But still have fun … I mean duh !!! It’s been 13 years for me so I’m a little rusty !!!! Ma and dad can I drive my car now 😒 😜 ??? JUST KIDDING … but seriously, can I play now ???? I just really don’t want to offend anyone though … oh but wait, what are we watching tonight on TV ??? Holy crap you guys, gotta check out @lockeandkeynetflix 🔐 … it’s pretty good 😌 !!!

Maybe it's an ad for the Netflix Show Lock and Key. I don't know but it's spooky!