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Burlesque Queen Dita Von Teese’s Busty Boobs Showing Nip In See-Through Dress

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aldo-vallon - January 24, 2019

I do not know what kind of applications a dress like that has in the outside world, but I am a big fan of seeing it on the runway. Dita Von Teese looks like she is an owl woman, which is a fetish I did not know I had.

I wish there were more dresses coming down the catwalk that resembled other things. It would probably make the event more entertaining for all of the boyfriends that were forced to come along. It would be like cloud gazing indoors. As long as you were seated next to another boyfriend that did not want to be there the two of you could talk to each other about what animal each dress reminded you of. It would be like seeing an off-Broadway reproduction of the Lion King, except with way worse music.

I do not know if it was intentional for this dress to look like an owl, but I don’t really care. Some of the best happenings are accidents. Either way, I think the designer is lucky that Dita’s boobs are not cross-eyed. They would have had to alter the dress into the shape of a chameleon.

 

 

 

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