Busty Babes: Vanessa Decker and Lucy Li Lesbian Liplock Edition

Vanessa Decker had better be careful licking Lucy like that. Those boulders she has hanging from her chest could do some real damage. If she lays them on top of Lucy’s chest then she is liable to smother her. Not to knock Lucy’s lung capacity, but I think everyone has their limit, and everyone’s limit is Vanessa.

Back in the day people were actually executed by having rocks placed on their chest. I think that only happened to witches though, so it is not like it was a barbaric practice or anything. Think about what the world would be like if they had not done that. Broomsticks would be sold for as much as cars. You’d never be able to find a cauldron in stock. And your favorite child would always be at risk of getting abducted by Sarah Jessica Parker.

I, for one, am grateful that our forefathers had the presence of mind and wherewithal to face this threat head on. It is definitely a brighter future because of them. Now if only we could convince our edgelord teenagers to stop dabbling in the dark arts. Palm reading is not a joke, Tabitha!

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