Busty Sherry Arnett Would Like Your Undivided Attention

Considering how Sherry Arnett is dressed, I would have assumed she was supposed to be a vampire in an ‘80s movie. I feel like there is always an abnormally high number of beautiful, half-naked women lounging around the main vampires mansion. It is like each one is vying to claim the title of the all-time creepiest episode of Cribs.

Why don’t vampires ever try to make a room look cozy? Instead, they always seem very cold and unwelcoming. I know that if I was to become one of the undead then I would probably like to make use of the furnace; I doubt much heat is going to be generated from within my body.

And isn’t the main tactic that vampires use on their victims seduction? Last I checked creeping out the women that you bring home is not a great way to get them moist in the knickers, but maybe I have just been doing it wrong. Maybe I should take a page out of their book and start playing German opera music for my guests. I am already pale enough to pass for one. I think that is the hard part.

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