Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge Are Victoria’s Secret Sexy Bombs

Here's a transcript of my call this morning with Victoria's Secret:

Me:Me want.
VS: You want what? To order from our catalog, sir?
Me:Want badly.
VS: Can you tell me an item number or description?
Me:Candice Swanepoel. Me want.
VS: You mean what she's wearing in our catalog?
Me:Adriana Lima. Brazilian hottie. Me want.
VS: Did you mean our new bombshell perfume, sir?
Me:Want. Lily Aldridge. Smell nice. Yes, please.
VS: I'm not sure I can help you, sir.
Me:I know.

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge, just too much hotness for words. Enjoy.

Since Lily Adridge is new to the Egotastic! official museum of hotness, here's a quick visual primer: